Doing my duty.

President Bush announced Roberts as his nominee for Supreme Court judge. I haven't heard too many people talking much about his stance on a lot of positions, so here's a look:

• Hates on animals - Wants to limit Endangered Species Act.
• Hates voting for things - Wants to make Congress stop caring about parts of the Voting Rights Act
• Love that Jesus, and so must you - He's down with schools forcing religious speech on public discussion.
  
• Hates treating people fairly - Geneva Conventions isn't for all the prisoners. Just some.
• Tippin' the scales - Roe v. Wade = no good.
• Hypocracy - Has been known to eat babies. We can't kill them but he can?
• Never Graduated Law School - I checked through two different college websites and on neither of their front pages did they mention that Roberts graduated from their school. I can only assume that this would be true of all college websites, including ones that he actually attended. Through modus tollens we can infer that Roberts never graduated and MAY HAVE NEVER BEEN TO SCHOOL.

And the first five of those aren't even made up! Now you know the facts and some things that are not facts. I am pleased to be of service.