Sex Alert: "Ella, my mallet relaxes!"

I don't know why but I like palindromes, phrases that are spelled the same way backwards and forwards. It's such a fun, nerdy, English-majory thing to like. To prove I'm not lying, here is my favorite palindrome:

Egad, a base tone denotes a bad age.

But do you know what I like more than palindromes? Jokes about 'em.