The Whiner's Bio

• I spent all last weekend laboring over six pages of an essay I had to write. So why did it take me half an hour to write one third of that when I realized I forgot a major chunk of it? Because my brain hates me, that's why.
• I am now reading CollegeHumor.com even less after this.
• I'm spending this weekend in Binghamton with Mo, where I will see one of my favorite bands of all time The Mates of State. And in addition to that, Spoon and Q and Not U, other bands I like as well. They don't get hyperlinked like The Mates of State, though.
• I just couldn't justify a post with a mere three bullets.

(Edit at 9:30am: Also, this.)