Salvation Army

This outfit was less than nine dollars. Notice the crest on the jacket. That hat is a Stetson. Yes.

In which I coin a pun.

News!
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt (or Brangelina Jolitt as the press hath dubbed them) are havin' a baby that's not adopted! I wouldn't ordinarily care, but I have coined the perfect headline for it and I need to claim it as my own before I read it everywhere:

WOMB RAIDER

If you see that on the cover of The Sun or Gawker or anything like that, know that they had to pay me ten dollars per use.

Continued

As a sequel to this post:

My three current magazine subscriptions are as follows:

1. The New Yorker
2. The Harvard Lampoon
3. The Believer

Good goodness.

Pepsi Holiday Spice

John Dechant got me eight cans of this, the greatest drink in the history of man, for our apartment's Secret Santa. I will be drinking it on special occasions only, and sharing it with no one, except with my first child, as I drink the can on the day that he or she is born.




"Celebrate the season with family, friends and new Pepsi Holiday Spice. It's a festive blend of holiday spices and great tasting Pepsi. But it's only around through the season, so this is one gift you'll want to open early. And often!"