In which I coin a pun.

News!
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt (or Brangelina Jolitt as the press hath dubbed them) are havin' a baby that's not adopted! I wouldn't ordinarily care, but I have coined the perfect headline for it and I need to claim it as my own before I read it everywhere:

WOMB RAIDER

If you see that on the cover of The Sun or Gawker or anything like that, know that they had to pay me ten dollars per use.