The one where I use "blog" another eighty times and mark a return to "Friends"-style titles for no other reason than to amuse myself.

Hi, blog. I'm not sure what to write about, so I'm just going to try and make my way through all the standard blog topics.

I am sad.
Hmmm.... No, I'm doing perfectly fine. No emo posts today, friends.

I am angry.
Well, let me think. I'm mad at Amazon for changing their shipping system and actually having their package arrive at the time they say the will instead of the drastically quicker shipping times I'm used to. But things could be a lot worse than me having to wait a little extra for a DVD.

A Picture Share!
Sorry, no digital camera (yet!) or Flickr account on this end, so all my pictures stay locked in my brain, unshared.

Interesting blog entry.
Fortunately for me, unfortunately for you, the reader, I am not overseas fighting, I am not working as a secretary/whistle blower inside some Fortune 100 company, and I'm not opinionated/unemployed enough to post a bunch of insider gossip and blog all the live-long-day, though if someone would like to pay for this I would not be adverse to the idea. However, as soon as something seedy goes down at my college's computer lab and I'm not the one to do it, I'll be sure to rip the lip off it. Anonymously, of course, I want to keep my job.

Boring sidenote: in an attempt to do research for this thing I went to Blogger's listing of the most recently updated blogs: Cats Meow and I enjoy being a slut. Just thought it was interesting that at that very moment I got to see a cat photo repository and documentation of this lady's sexploits right next to each other: a seemingly perfect representation of the Internet as a whole.