Break.

Home is boring when most of your friends have moved away.

A dialogue.

Me: I have been eating the same thing for dinner the past three nights in a row.
You: Why?
Me: Doggie bag. My parents took Mo and I out to dinner on Saturday and I have been eating the incredibly large portion of chicken parmesan every night since.
You: Isn't that kind of gross?
Me: We have a fridge. Food goes in there, then it goes in the microwave, then it goes in my tummy, via the mouth.
You: Why did you feel the need to blog about that?
Me: Why don't you shut your mouth?

Also, Arrested Development, the greatest TV show of all time, was cancelled, and it's probably your fault. You should watch the last five episodes, Mondays, starting December 5th.

What?

Liberality for All!

"America’s future has become an Orwellian nightmare of ultra-liberalism. Beginning with the Gore Presidency, the government has become increasingly dominated by liberal extremists.

In 2004, Muslim terrorists stopped viewing the weakened American government as a threat; instead they set their sights on their true enemies, vocal American conservatives. On one dark day, in 2006, many conservative voices were forever silenced by terrorist assassins. Those which survived joined forces and formed a powerful covert conservative organization called “The Freedom of Information League”, aka F.O.I.L."

One-eyed underground radio host Sean Hannity shoots lasers out of his bionic arm. It is not satire. It is a neo-con comic book, or neo-comic book, as I call them.

Good Lord.

Ironical.

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